so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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