OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Even the bartender felt bad for me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
this hospital has no fireball
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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