just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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