We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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