Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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