Don't you send me to vm
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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