This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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