I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
