We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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