weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i think my cat just said my name.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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