me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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