Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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