We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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