I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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