i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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