final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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