i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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