they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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