is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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