So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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