Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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