i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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