is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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