My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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