I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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