She's JV to your varsity
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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