So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i believe in u and ur pee
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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