he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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