I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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