i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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