i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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