Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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