I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I cut my penus on the lid.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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