Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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