How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You need Xanax blowdarts
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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