So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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