He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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