I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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