go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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