But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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