I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if i died would you start the facebook group?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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