win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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