I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
