Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's just like the Real World with babies
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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