That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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