so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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