I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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