If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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