Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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