at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
