dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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