Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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