yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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