can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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