Pappa wants mamma naked
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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