Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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